Did I just come out of a meditation retreat full of inspiration and ideas, only for the world to go a little bit more horrifically insane than it was previously? Why yes, yes I did.
Am I ready or willing to talk about any of my lovely plans in the face of such abject political horror? Actually no! I’m really not, thanks for asking.
Iiiiiiiis the answer comfort food?
Babe.
When is the answer not comfort food…?
(Actually, the answer is ‘when it’s healthy comfort food’ but we’ll slide past that for now.)
This is my chosen response to the chaos of the world today. No, I haven’t got measurements, I don’t know what to tell you: if you like an ingredient more, add more, if you like it less, add less. I’m absolutely not food blogging, I’m just sharing the noms of a nommy thing, incase you also need some comforting and lack the inspiration.
Highly delicious, nutritious, topped scrambled eggs
Most basic instructions ever, coming right up.
Add to pan:
- Butter
- Chives
- Garlic salt
Place on hob:
- Heat but don’t burn
- Take off heat once melted and warmed through
- Crack in two eggs
- Break yolks, start stirring through
- Add back onto heat, stir continuously until almost cooked
- Turn off heat, allow final cooking to be done in pan
- Plate up just as final runniness becomes solid (so technical)
Sprinkle on:
- Celery salt
- Sumac
- Black sesame seeds
- Nooch (nutritious yeast)
- Sunflower seeds
Fork
Devour
If I’d have known it would be bloggable, I’d have taken a photo, but it is already in my happy wee belly so. Maybe next time.
Random imaginary scenario running through my head in response to how good this food was:
Me: No further questions, your Honour.
Judge: But…you’re the defendant?
M: I plead the fifth.
J: This…is Scotland, we don’t…
M: Case dismissed.
Be comforted and let your light be nourished, for it will surely be needed to outshine any and all darkness.
RIP Renée Nicole Good.
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